Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I have already put on my inside pants.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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