I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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