I understand Curling. That high.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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