Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
