I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I FOUND THE LEGS
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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