Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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