We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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