Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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