thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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