yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Randomize
