What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Those nachos came to me in a dream
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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