Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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