New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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