69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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