You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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