Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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