If i come over, it means nothing
The maid of honor just puked.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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