I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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