best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Congratulations! We have a period
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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