too bad you live with your parents still
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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