OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Panties = found
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