He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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