we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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