i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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