i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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