apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
last night I used snow as a chaser
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