If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I wish you could order shots online.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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