only you would photoshop your dick
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
