Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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