so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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