I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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