So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
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