another moral hangover. fuck.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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