Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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