Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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