I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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