My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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