He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
