Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
This is the high leading the old right now
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
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