fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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