i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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