do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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