then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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