no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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