I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
