come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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