There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Your cock deserves a montage
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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