do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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