yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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