either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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