I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Randomize
