STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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