There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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