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my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis

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(614): View more from Ohio

she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"

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(847): View more from Illinois

Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized

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(214): View more from Texas

Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that

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(618): View more from Illinois

Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance

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